Cool.
Yeah, this needs a sequal.
Once upon a time, there was a rundown kingdom called Hivisana. Everything was peaceful in Hivisana until one day a grotesque creature called DarkHelmet attacked. DarkHelmet had the Head of a/an DarthVader and the Cloak of a/an GrimReaper. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one clumsy knight to save Hivisana, and that knight's name was Batman. As soon as Batman heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky 13lack armor and started riding his Batmobile to DarkHelmet's lair. He took his trusty spoon and kicked the beast's ass. The beast screamed f*** off!!!!! And then shot at Batman almost killing him. Batman used his last bit of energy to put DarkHelmet away. Thanks to Batman, the kingdom of Hivisana was saved and Batman and the princess lived happily ever after.
Maybe you could put something about Atlantis in the next one...